Cool bicycle quotes

Post your favourite…

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. ~ Emo Philips

Obviously, I don’t advocate bike theft. But it did strike me as funny.

I like Emo Philips, he is awesome.

My wife just doesn’t get him though. Which makes it even better.

I have a bunch of them. All quotes are by me:

Muther****er that hurt!
~ Muddy

Holy crap! More uphill.
~ Muddy


Go on. You can do it. Just get your ass back and stay off the brakes…Oh shit! This is going to be bad.
--------and my fave

There is no way I am going to ride that. It’s too dirty, wet and soft. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

All great biking quotes, wouldn’t you agree?