Are you really "in love" with your bike?

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This guy tried to consummate his relationship with his bike…http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

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Well why not marry it?

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Trust me I would If I could . One problem , I have to bikes .

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This guy tried to ‘consummate’ his relationship with his…sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_hea … _page.html